umplify:

stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via just-a-hopeless-wanderer)

ismellapples:

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

image

THAT GIF I’M CRYING

(via englishmajorhumor)

unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

(via hi)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via and-flowers-in-your-hairr)

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via hornocide)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via hornocide)