robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

(via mischievousmudkip)

falloutmagiboy:

this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!

(Source: falloutstar, via iminclinedtobelieve)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via zackisontumblr)

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

(Source: tophiebearrrr, via chubby-bunnies)

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

im starting a picture frame company where the picture frames work like door frames. it will have hinges and when you swing open the little door you will see your picture. there is an optional
lock. perfect for framing anime characters while also hiding that you’re a weeaboo

what if somebody breaks in?

myfirstpubichair:

parent: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE WEED IN THIS ROOM

me: image

(Source: kill-weaboos, via teddvvane)

cocaineteas:

When ya friends ask you if you pregnant…

image

(via spankmehardbarry)

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via urforeverisallthatineed)